YOU JUST CAN’T CATEGORIZE THESE POSTS, MAN.
NOBODY PUTS THESE BABIES IN A CORNER.
Welcome to my miscellaneous musings on food, life and such. If you’re looking for curious commentary or accounts of anthropomorphism, you’ve come to the right place.
“Like children awakening on a particularly warm winter day, we were dumbfound by the unexpected thaw. But instead of melted snowmen, we faced rapidly defrosting chicken breasts and turkey burger patties.”
Tonight’s plate appearance was made by French Onion Soup, a real class act born in the 18th century. Don’t let the warm and comforting disposition fool you, this Frenchman has a streak of Port wine and isn’t afraid to tell you like it is.
Tonight’s plate appearance was made by Chive & Goat Cheese Gougères of the pâte á choux clan. Some may call her an airhead but you’ll never forget her delicate touch and light chive blossom fragrance.
